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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment
for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole
and keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play
begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to
avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary
until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete.
Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play
the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole
immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player
will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special
attention to the hills.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses that they
have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course
being played. Upset courses owners have been known to damage a
player's equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own
protection.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been
properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being
played for the first time. Previous players have been known to
become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they
consider a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at
all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the
course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will
find alternate means of play when this is the case.
12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission
before attempting to play the back nine.
13. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared
to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course
owner's request.
14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to
play the same hole several times in one match.
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